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Old Dogs, Old Tricks

“I suggest you leave immediately.” – C.M. Burns “Or what?  You’ll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?  Well, go ahead.  Do...

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Underage Sex Shouldn’t Be This Boring

“Mom, this is a little ahead of schedule, but I need help with my love life.” – Bart Simpson “Oh, my special little guy has a sweetheart.” – Marge Simpson “I knew it!  Alright Bart, who’s your...

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“Thanks, Zombie Simpsons!”– The Cruise Industry

“Don’t forget to check out the galley.  That’s real shag carpeting!” – Captain McAllister The title of yesterday’s episode, “A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again”, is a reference to a...

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Failing to Make Fun of James Bond, Bravo Zombie Simpsons

“Well, here we are at the Brad Goodman lecture.” – Homer Simpson “We know, Dad.” – Lisa Simpson “I just thought I’d remind everybody.  After all, we did agree to attend this self help seminar.” –...

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A Season Best and an All Time Worst

“Like one out of every nine Americans, I’m left handed.  And, let me tell you, it ain’t all peaches and cream.  Your writing gets smeared, Lord help you if you want to drive a standard transmission.”...

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A Spectacular and Unwatched Catastrophe

“What the hell was that?” – Krusty the Klown Give Zombie Simpsons credit, when they embarrass themselves for a pop star, they really embarrass themselves for a pop star.  From start to finish, “Lisa...

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Hey, Everybody, Season 24 Is Over

“Hi, kids! . . . What the . . . is this Saturday?” – Krusty the Klown I’m still going to do Behind Us Forever for this week’s episodes, but the last two days have not been kind in terms of free time....

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Behind Us Forever: Friends and Family

“I want to go on the yard work simulator!” – Bart Simpson The official synopsis for this week’s episode of Zombie Simpsons: Mr. Burns’ search for a clan to play his virtual-reality family leads him to...

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Behind Us Forever: The Town

“Hey, ma, I’m on TV!” – Drunk #1 “Hey, where’s that weather chick?” – Drunk #2 “Ooh, this is some wicked party!” – Drunk #3 “Hey, have you seen Sully?” – Drunk #4 Zombie Simpsons has settled into its...

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Behind Us Forever: Treehouse of Horror XXVII

“No! No, let me explain! Every Friday evening after work Mr. Burns undergoes a series of medical treatments designed to cheat death for another week.” – Mr. Smithers  I’ve been staying with friends in...

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